we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.
singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
then it just becomes a soap opera
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
- 100 cats
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
Don’t fuck with me
This is great. You were very mature and explicit, as well as helpful in the ways that you could be. I don’t think you could have handled this any better than you did. 4 for you, Glen Coco.
I wish I could have stood up for myself in this way when I was a teenager
Threatening suicide to get what you want isn’t “borderline” abusive, it is abusive.
Men who do this have a very high risk of murdering whomever they’re trying to guilt trip when the guilt trip eventually stops working.
ironically hes joked about killing me before
My stomach growled super loud in French omg
I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize
hon hon hon feed me a baguette
Why do I even go on this website
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.
Everybody on Tumblr is fucking 14 years old
Nope, my parents did this to me well into my 20’s and I moved out of their place when I was 18.
I’m 19 and my parents still do this